Everyone was lying around, lazy. But suddenly, a problem: The toilet was clogged. Viewers will recall that the clogged toilet has appeared constantly this season. Brave Ronnie put on a caveman- Outbreak suit and bravely went into the bathroom. Then he bravely opened the toilet, and bravely screamed. Oh, you lost your ID, you say?
The second they strolled in, Princess Snooki was overcome with emotion. No one ever notices Luigi. The ladies had a good laugh. They knew one of the guys had flushed their shirt, for some bizarre reason.
They called a family meeting. An alien planet shot a laser beam through the walls, and one of you girls got nervous, and hid behind the G—— tee, and then you fell into the toilet, and then step three: Profit! Also, the story he told fits comfortably into my ongoing theory that Pauly D is an alien sent to Earth to test humanity. Actually, no problems can ever be solved with napkins.
Napkins are so useless. As fate would have it, they pulled the cheese prank the same evening that Uncle Sitch was bringing home his year-old sweetheart. Sitch followed his usual smush ritual. He poured himself an iced tea. He gave the lady something comfortable to wear. He put on his favorite George Gershwin records and asked for her opinion on the League of Nations. Flirting is a little bit different for people who were born in the Great Depression, gang. I had to send her home.
Sobriety is a hell of a drug. J-Woww decided to call a Quack Doctor on the duck phone to get some medical advice. Is he dumb, or am I dumb? You can get all the STDs in the rainbow from oral pleasure. Mike was scared. And he was uneducated, so as far as he knew, little evil yeast soldiers were attacking the little Sitch soldiers who keep his body safe. Or do you think she should have stayed away?
More importantly, do you think Vinny and Snooki are meant to be together, or are they doomed to a lifetime of near-misses and close-calls? Did anyone stick around to watch Jersey Shore After Hours? They deserve a medal. So long, King Bowser! Jersey Shore recap: Somebody Call a Plumber. Darren Franich. Save FB Tweet More. Jersey Shore Ronnie. Interesting, the term "wife beater" was also used by the housemates and not bleeped out.
Soft-core kiddie porn Then, 28 minutes into this family entertainment, he walks down the street butt-naked with his backside on parade. So here's liberal morality for you: The glorification of teenage sex is OK, abusing women is OK, but showing Italians using the word "guinea" is off limits, because it might offend the New Jersey Italian American Legislative Caucus.
And that's why we are where we are, I suppose For more liberal "morality", see here for how a million dollar donation for cancer research can be deemed a hate crime by liberals if the donors are Republicans And sometimes I forget about S6, because it's just like the whole season where Snooki was pregnant the whole time and Mike was a dick.
I'm confused lol. How did you think it was Angelina this whole time though? Because she wasn't even on the show then when Vinny's shirt was flushed. Are you thinking of a time during season 1 or season 2 before she left? I confused. I thought it was a white tee that clogged the toilet?
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